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TPLU COMMENTARY
Duck in, Duck out
A Telling By D R
The regular game warden for Galveston Co. was called away unexpectedly on emergency family issues and a temporary replacement was sought; one was found in Bay Cliff/San Luis Pass—a reserve night deputy that used to be a TDCJ field boss.
The replacement was put to work the next day with No advance training as the job was usually slow and the man did have a professional history of dealing with people.
With a brand new Smoky Bear hat in place, the man started his patrols and the very First thing that caught his attention was a big Black Bronco vehicle with the left rear tire flat, parked in an out of the way area of the Texas City dikes. As the new game warden drove closer, he observed a man working on the flat but when he seemed to observe the patrol car approaching, he walked away from the truck, toward the water???
Being a Public servant (suspicious one at that), the game warden called the man back to the truck where he determined it Was the man’s truck and he offered to Help him fix the flat. The man SEEMED a little nervous at the offer, so the warden did a turn around the truck, looking in trough the back windows and What he saw—GOT his attention!! He ordered the man to Open the rear hatch. Once open, the warden leaned in and observed about 20 ducks of various colors, shapes etc. and as he backed out, he grabbed one and brought it out to look at closer.
The warden, while holding the suspect duck up by the throat, suddenly flipped the duck over and STUCK his right index finger Up the duck’s ASS. When he drew the finger out, he sniffed it and Exclaimed: Mister! This duck is from Galveston Co., do you have a hunting permit for this county? The man answered: I am not sure, let me look. The man found his license and duck stamp for Galveston Co. in his wallet. The warden reached in and scooped out a large green headed mallard, flipped it over, stuck the finger up the duck’s ass and sniffed it, exclaiming: Mister—This duck is from the State of Kansas! Do you have your Kansas license and duck permit? The man answered: I am not sure, let me look. He found both in his glove compartment. At that, the warden went a little crazy—dove into the back of the truck coming out with a 25 lb. all yellow duck; stuck the finger in the duck’s ass and sniffed, exclaiming loudly: Mister—This duck is from the country of New Zealand, DO you have all the permit’s??? The man answered: I am not sure, let me look. He found every thing needed in his brief case.
The former TDCJ officer/warden threw the yellow duck to the ground and exclaimed loudly: Mister! Where in the HELL are You from? The man dropped his pants and bent over exclaiming: I am not real sure, Why don’t You tell Me.
IN SOLIDARITY,
T.P.L.U.
DWIGHT RAWLINSON
National Secretary
C/O: Dwight Rawlinson
2121 So. 4th
Waco, Texas 76706
Copyright © 2009 TPNS
